February 2011
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January 2011
47 posts
sharkattackks asked: Boyfriend I'm bored.
LOST TWO FOLLOWERS. AHHHHHHHHHH!
Maxistentialism: "Cookies," by Douglas Adams →
This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time of the train wrong.
I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a…
That awkward moment when you have a boyfriend that...
haaaaaaa
I just want a small, urban apartment, a puppy, my girlfriend, a decent job, money to travel, and a TV with a super comfy couch for cuddling. That’s really all I need to be happy.
Why do most people suck so hard? I give everyone a chance, but fuck. I don’t like some people after talking to them for twenty seconds.
